Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Blogger fatwah
Chris at The AnarchAngel claims to have had a fatwah issued against him for his desecration of the Koran. Having never met Chris I cannot attest to the veracity of his claim, but in true blogger fashion I do have a few comments:
- The Team Infidel idea is damn funny.....even better than the t-shirts I found that read 'Infidel Sniper' in arabic. I think I need a Team Infidel shirt. Large, if you please.
- His "Desecration? I'll show you desecration!" attitude reminds me of my old man saying "I'll give you something to cry about." Good job.
- I'd love to sit down and discuss the fatwah issue over a pitcher of beer and a couple of ham sandwiches. I'll buy the beer if Chris will bring the ham.
- As a fellow armed Arizonan, I can guarantee that any terrorist that pops up here is going to have a very hard time. This is not London. We still have our guns.
To paraphrase one of my favorite movie lines: I came here to eat bacon and kick ass.....and I'm all out of bacon. Put that on your fatwah.
P.S. I've been told that I'm an insensitive prick for making comments like the ones above. I'm working on that. Hopefully I'll soon be upgraded to an unreasonable asshole instead.
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