Sunday, August 28, 2005
Confession
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
I have purchased.........a mini van.
I did not intend to purchase........a mini van.
I resisted with all my might, but in the end I gave in to temptation -- and my wife.
I tried to get a family car. I tried to get a family truck. I even suggested an economy car.
None of these were approved by She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Has anyone seen my spine? I know it's around here somewhere.........
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I have purchased.........a mini van.
I did not intend to purchase........a mini van.
I resisted with all my might, but in the end I gave in to temptation -- and my wife.
I tried to get a family car. I tried to get a family truck. I even suggested an economy car.
None of these were approved by She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Has anyone seen my spine? I know it's around here somewhere.........
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A .. a ... MINIVAN? What, in the name of all that is holy, were you thinking? Wait, wait - you weren't thinking, were you? No, just blindly obeying She Who Must Be Obeyed! What are you, a man or a mouse? You passed on a Magnum, for crying out ...what dear? OK, I'll do that right now...
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